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8 June 11

I’m Taking A Slight Sabbatical

For the (slight) number of individuals keeping up on my insane electronic rantings, I’m sure you’ve noticed it’s been like a month since I’ve written, well, anything. Without boring you with the details, let’s just say I’m going through something of an existential crisis, and I’m likely going to be taking the rest of the month off to get real life in order before I come back to pontificate on the intricate meta-art that is Duke Nukem Forever, or why Chrono Trigger remains the most bitchin’ game of all time, or some other such nonsense.

To tide you over though, here’s my 8-second synopsis of E3 2011:

  • Gaming is apparently just military-shootin’ dudes now
  • The Wii U and Playstation Vita have made me give up on caring about console names forevermore
  • No Microsoft, I don’t want to yell instructions at the imaginary characters on my television screen
  • I will never forgive Ubisoft for not announcing Beyond Good and Evil 2. When the revolution comes Mr. Caffeine will be the first against the wall
4 April 11

Gaming and Aging, or, How I Learned to Start Worrying about my Dumb Hobby

I’ve been playing video games all my life. I don’t remember when I started, I just know that really as far as I’ve had cognition I’ve had a Nintendo system. I think that as the story goes my Grandmother got my brother and me an NES for Christmas, an event which I feel my parent’s sorely resent, looking back.

I guess I’m the definitive “2nd Generation” of gamer; I may have missed the bad ol’ days, when the Atari 2600 was releasing games that I can appreciate for their historical value but really never want to play, but I’ve been around long enough to see games evolve into what they were today. From Super Mario Bros to Mass Effect 2, gaming’s grown up alongside me.

And for the longest time I feel like I’ve been growing out of video games, and as devastatingly lame as it is to say it, it’s gotten me worried. Does anyone else remember being of the single-digit and just being uncontrollably stoked at the idea of coming home from school to play in front of the TV for an afternoon? Even though most of the games I was playing at the time were undeniably shitty (case in point: my first favourite game was Yo! Noid, a game in which looking back I have no fucking clue what was going on) it was still fun just to magically make the pixels move on screen.

             I figured the only pictures that would coincide with this article would be illegal (read: frowned upon) usages of stock angry gamer photos

I can’t really do that anymore. If I game for longer than an hour or two a day I get incredibly antsy and need to do something else. Maybe with age I’m just becoming jaded, but I’m wondering if this is something that happens to all of us as we grow up. “Putting away our childish things” or some such adage. Even though “statistics” (and I put that in quotes because I have neither the time nor the patience to dig up and verify the proof of this statement) show that most gamers are in their mid-20’s to early-30’s.

It’s an empirical fact that the best games ever were the ones that you played when you were a kid. Case in point, the three best RPGs of all time are Earthbound, Final Fantasy 6, and Chrono Trigger. I don’t care what anyone says, those three are the heavenly triumvirate and no game produced today will ever reach that pinnacle in my mind.

             And here’s another stock photo of an angry gamer. I don’t whether it’s awesome or sad that it took my eight seconds to find dozens of these

So it begs the question: is gaming something that can only truly be enjoyed to its fullest extent by kids? Granted, that question becomes naive and borderline insane when you factor in how most relevant games these days are blood-soaked murder simulators meant for me and jaded ilk. That’s not to say I’m about to stop playing video games any time soon, but it’s just something that I’ve pondered as of late.

And I don’t think I’m the only one. Look at how insufferably cynical so many gamers have become, how if one were to look at any gaming forum, and you’ll find dozens if not hundreds of posts of people bitching about every aspect of every game, be it a five-star blockbuster or the latest movie tie-in game (I know, it’s the internet, and should therefore just be ignored off-hand, but my argument remains).

             Hey, look, a cartoon stock angry gamer picture

I’m no different, really. Case in point, I plan on finishing and reviewing Dragon Age 2 some time this week, but I’ll give you a quick preview: I kind of fuckin’ hate it. But it wasn’t until I started seriously deconstructing why I hated it that I realized that the me of ten years ago would have been endlessly excited to have played the very same game. And that caused me to, for some incredibly lame reason, worry. 

So am I just becoming another cynical adult, has my “palate” potentially developed over the years, or am I just slowly starting this downward spiral into eventually hating gaming? Most importantly, am I just fucking crazy, or does anyone else feel this way? 

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh