I’m Taking A Slight Sabbatical
For the (slight) number of individuals keeping up on my insane electronic rantings, I’m sure you’ve noticed it’s been like a month since I’ve written, well, anything. Without boring you with the details, let’s just say I’m going through something of an existential crisis, and I’m likely going to be taking the rest of the month off to get real life in order before I come back to pontificate on the intricate meta-art that is Duke Nukem Forever, or why Chrono Trigger remains the most bitchin’ game of all time, or some other such nonsense.
To tide you over though, here’s my 8-second synopsis of E3 2011:
- Gaming is apparently just military-shootin’ dudes now
- The Wii U and Playstation Vita have made me give up on caring about console names forevermore
- No Microsoft, I don’t want to yell instructions at the imaginary characters on my television screen
- I will never forgive Ubisoft for not announcing Beyond Good and Evil 2. When the revolution comes Mr. Caffeine will be the first against the wall
