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13 January 12

Why I haven’t Posted a Damn Thing in…Forever

Hey, just a quick word to the…seven-and-a-half of you who enjoy reading what I have to say. It’s likely become all too evident that I haven’t posted a damn thing and have gone on to assume that, like 98% of bloggers the world over I’ve gotten bored and lazy and have stopped posting anything.

Well this is only half-true! Turns out I’ve got something of a gig with a local Vancouver gaming and tech website, and I’ve been news-editoring for them for the past couple of weeks. So I guess this is my official plug: if you enjoy my occasionally liquor-fueled take on electronic nonsense then I suggest you head on over to http://geek-badge.com/ and give them a look!

I do still plan on putting up the occasional editorial here, though it will likely be on a less often scale than I was doing in the past.

Tags: video games
3 November 11

Why Gaming Sucks: Retailer-Specific DLC

Despite the protestations among the wide-eyed navel gazers within the world gaming community, the video game industry is, at its heart, very much a business. Individuals (such as myself, oftentimes) can go on ad infinitum about the jaw-dropping technical majesty of a car taking a perfect turn in Forza 4, or the beautiful art direction of games such as Okami or Kirby’s Epic Yarn, and a tear may even glisten in their eye as they’re discussing just how they felt when Sephiroth stabbed out Aeries in Final Fantasy 7*; but to the cold-hearted businessmen who produced and financed these games every previous example I just gave was to them nothing more than an excuse to write something marketable on the back on the box.

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16 September 11

Evolution and Revolution: The Changing Face of Gaming

When I started playing video games, a wide-eyed child fascinated with the concept of taking the moving pictures on the television and telling them what to do with my NES controller, the core ideas behind gaming were simple and concrete; you’d move Mario to the right because that was the only damn direction to go, you`d jump on top of enemies for points, and it ended with you fighting some inscrutable boss creature. Essentially the idea of distinct levels, a lives system, and points, hoo boy were there points to accumulate.

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4 April 11

Gaming and Aging, or, How I Learned to Start Worrying about my Dumb Hobby

I’ve been playing video games all my life. I don’t remember when I started, I just know that really as far as I’ve had cognition I’ve had a Nintendo system. I think that as the story goes my Grandmother got my brother and me an NES for Christmas, an event which I feel my parent’s sorely resent, looking back.

I guess I’m the definitive “2nd Generation” of gamer; I may have missed the bad ol’ days, when the Atari 2600 was releasing games that I can appreciate for their historical value but really never want to play, but I’ve been around long enough to see games evolve into what they were today. From Super Mario Bros to Mass Effect 2, gaming’s grown up alongside me.

And for the longest time I feel like I’ve been growing out of video games, and as devastatingly lame as it is to say it, it’s gotten me worried. Does anyone else remember being of the single-digit and just being uncontrollably stoked at the idea of coming home from school to play in front of the TV for an afternoon? Even though most of the games I was playing at the time were undeniably shitty (case in point: my first favourite game was Yo! Noid, a game in which looking back I have no fucking clue what was going on) it was still fun just to magically make the pixels move on screen.

             I figured the only pictures that would coincide with this article would be illegal (read: frowned upon) usages of stock angry gamer photos

I can’t really do that anymore. If I game for longer than an hour or two a day I get incredibly antsy and need to do something else. Maybe with age I’m just becoming jaded, but I’m wondering if this is something that happens to all of us as we grow up. “Putting away our childish things” or some such adage. Even though “statistics” (and I put that in quotes because I have neither the time nor the patience to dig up and verify the proof of this statement) show that most gamers are in their mid-20’s to early-30’s.

It’s an empirical fact that the best games ever were the ones that you played when you were a kid. Case in point, the three best RPGs of all time are Earthbound, Final Fantasy 6, and Chrono Trigger. I don’t care what anyone says, those three are the heavenly triumvirate and no game produced today will ever reach that pinnacle in my mind.

             And here’s another stock photo of an angry gamer. I don’t whether it’s awesome or sad that it took my eight seconds to find dozens of these

So it begs the question: is gaming something that can only truly be enjoyed to its fullest extent by kids? Granted, that question becomes naive and borderline insane when you factor in how most relevant games these days are blood-soaked murder simulators meant for me and jaded ilk. That’s not to say I’m about to stop playing video games any time soon, but it’s just something that I’ve pondered as of late.

And I don’t think I’m the only one. Look at how insufferably cynical so many gamers have become, how if one were to look at any gaming forum, and you’ll find dozens if not hundreds of posts of people bitching about every aspect of every game, be it a five-star blockbuster or the latest movie tie-in game (I know, it’s the internet, and should therefore just be ignored off-hand, but my argument remains).

             Hey, look, a cartoon stock angry gamer picture

I’m no different, really. Case in point, I plan on finishing and reviewing Dragon Age 2 some time this week, but I’ll give you a quick preview: I kind of fuckin’ hate it. But it wasn’t until I started seriously deconstructing why I hated it that I realized that the me of ten years ago would have been endlessly excited to have played the very same game. And that caused me to, for some incredibly lame reason, worry. 

So am I just becoming another cynical adult, has my “palate” potentially developed over the years, or am I just slowly starting this downward spiral into eventually hating gaming? Most importantly, am I just fucking crazy, or does anyone else feel this way? 

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh